"Hired Killer Stalks the Wild Pigs Plaguing Nebraska"

"Biologist Sam Wilson Sets Traps and Shoots Critters Threatening the Corn Crops" If you see this "hard-squinting" cold blooded killer, DO NOT APPROACH HIM! He may mistake you for a pig and smash your head in with a rock, stab you in the heart, or catch you in a trap made with toy-car parts. (It happens, trust me.) Just look at this Unabomber-esque police sketch: [Happy Anniversary, Sam!]