Bush to Cubans: Let Them Eat Cell Phones

[It must be a presidential election year is politicians are talking about Cuba.] From Reuters: "President George W. Bush announced an easing of restrictions on Wednesday to allow Americans to send cell phones to their families in Cuba..." Another well thought out plan by the Bush administration. "...It was unclear how Bush's plan might work... If we had a dime for everytime we've heard that...we could pay back China all the money we owe them. ...Potential obstacles include whether Cuba will allow the phones in, if they will work there, and how the expensive bills will be paid." As the next step in his plan to help the Cuban people, Bush will air drop American flag lapel pins on the island. George W. Bush, ladies and gentlemen.