Want a Cigar? I'll Get It Nice and Juicy for Ya.

"I stopped smoking cigarettes. Isn't that something? I'm on to cigars now. I'm on a five-year plan. I eliminated cigarettes, then I go to cigars, then to pipes, then to chewing tobacco, then the nicotine gum." Apparently, teenagers are now on Uncle Buck's five year plan. They are moving from cigarettes to cigars. I can't wait for roaming gangs of ne'er-do-well teens terrorizing the elderly while chewing minty NicoretteTM