Demonstrably Unelectable Candidate Drops Out of Presidential Race

Only a mere 56 days after Bill Frist had the good sense to drop out, John Kerry has decided to spend more time doing his job (hint: Senator) and will not run for President in 2008. (In other words, Bill Frist was 2 months less deluded and full of himself than Kerry - for those of you keeping score at home.) [I'm going to just take a personal moment and say, "Thank God". Now we will be spared the next two years of Kerry trying to talk to us. He's so overly verbose that his point gets lost in all the words. He's like an inverse caveman. Or, more appropriately, Frankenstein's monster. Or Tonto. Or W.] I guess someone reminded him that, back in 2004, he lost an unlose-able election and, two months ago, he tried to throw another unlose-able election in which he wasn't even running! Botched joke? Regardless of what you think of the President, I think we can all agree, if you can't properly deliver a George W. Bush is stupid joke, YOU CAN'T TALK. Period. But I digress. Good for you Senator. Honestly. You can do more good being a Senator than a failed Presidential candidate. Although, I have feeling you'll be rearing your head again in 2012 or 2016. Presidential ambitions don't die...and neither do Frankenstein's monsters.