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Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Trivia Quiz For Manhood: 9.19.2006

So, only a couple of responses to the last quiz and the winner is:

Liberal Pi of The Southwest Distress.

He correctly answered 5 of the 6 questions:

1. "Why can't we have a Trivia quiz for manhood?"

Couldn't get this one though. It's from "The Kids in the Hall". Two Pacific Islander brothers are discussing the customary trials that must be passed to become a man. The elder brother continually fails to pass them and suggests that instead of hunting the Great White shark they have a trivia quiz for manhood.

"Candidate for manhood, who won the Oscar for Best Actor in 1982?"

"Well, O wise one, it was Ben Kingsley for Gandhi, winner of eight Oscars in total. Yes, yes. Hell, I'd be Chief!"

2. "Our tenth caller will receive tickets to Supertramp."

Martin Prince on "The Simpsons" speculating as to what the first words were Guglielmo Marconi said over his new invention, the radio.

3. "Screw it. They're dead and you’re not."

Carl Brutananadilewski from "Aqua Teen Hunger Force" after Frylock accidentally kills Meatwad and Master Shake.

4. "He has no home...he’s a squirrel."

George Costanza from "Seinfeld". Aw, you knew this one.

5. You look like a blueberry!

There was some speculation that this was from "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" but nope, its Veronica Corningstone from "Anchorman".

6. You are an odd man, but I must say: you steam a good ham.

"Simpsons" again. Superintendant Chalmers to Principle Skinner after a dinner consisting of the hamburgers (or "steamed hams") that Skinner made (actually purchased from Krustyburger).

So congrat again, Liberal Pi.

On to this week's quiz:

1. What breed of dog is Marmaduke? (Hint: see Marmaduke Explained.)

2. What are the first names of the Menendez Brothers?

3. How many inches equal a cubit?

4. What was the name of Roscoe's dog on "The Dukes of Hazzard"?

5. What is the largest Canadian province?

6. Quote: "Beef jerky time!"

There you go. (V, if you don't play this time I will be very cross.) Remember, tie-breaker will go to the person with the most detail about the quote.



Comments on "Trivia Quiz For Manhood: 9.19.2006"


Blogger Va Breeze said ... (11:55 PM) : 

#6: Trading PLaces movie-Eddie Murphy on the train with Dan Akroyd and Jamie Lee Curtis.


Blogger Liberal Pi said ... (2:16 AM) : 

1. Never had heard of Marmaduke before, so I'm going to have to guess Great Dane...
2. Lyle and Erik
3. There's no precise measurement, because the cubit is based on the length of a forearm. Estimates range anywhere from about 17.5 inches up to 24.

4. That'd be Flash. Ever see Flash and Roscoe play checkers? Truly a battle of wits...

5. Is this a trick question? Largest by population is Ontario.
Largest geographically is Quebec.

6. Trading Places


Blogger Robb said ... (11:18 AM) : 

Never heard of Marmaduke?

Have you ever heard of corduroy?


Anonymous Anonymous said ... (9:27 AM) : 

OK. Here're your answers, so you arent 'cross'. BTW, I didn't have time to look at the previous one---wouldnt have known squat though.

1) Great Dane
2) Erik and Lyle
3) About 18.2 inches.
4) Flash Sparky Spot Bingo.
5) Nunavut.
6) This one's gotta be Apu.



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