This is Why They Hate Us

"I'd like to thank my invisible friend for being here today." "Can I get a shorter podium?" "This is what I do when I want to make a right turn on my bike." "What do you mean 'What's with your arm'?" "Does this jacket look OK? I mean, I liked it in the catalog but now...I don't know." "Look at my hand! Don't look at the giant picture of my broken Easter egg!" "I hate the Great Satan thiiiiiiis much!" Please, join in... Tags: World War III, Middle East, Politics, Terrorism, International, Iran, Ahmadinejad, Humor